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Charlie Sheen

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. what a legend this guy is. he was meant to be on holiday with his ex-wife and kids, presumebly for the kids sake. they wer all stayin in a £1000 a night hotel in new york in seperate rooms obviously so big charlie decides to get a hooker up to the room and gets absolutley trollied on booze and coke then smashes the place up, accuses the hooker of stealin his wallet then locks her in a closet and passes out on the bed. the polis kick the door in to find a naked hooker in the closet and a naked movie star KO'd on the bed <laugh> <laugh><laugh> <laugh>


    <applause> take a bow son, take a bow

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  2. BolloBollo

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    For a guy who acts like he has no emotion and appears he's made of cardboard he sure kniows how to put on a show <laugh>

    Remember he was up in Easterhouse look for coke/herion? <laugh>
     
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  4. was that sheen? thot that was christian slater?

    see sheen make $2 million an episode!! <yikes> ****in terrible show
     
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    Nah it was good auld chuck looking for wally dugs... http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-61003930.html <laugh>

    $2m for one episode. There must be at least 50 of them <yikes>

    1. Can't act
    2. Loves pumpin burds
    3. Loves the snifter

    What can't I be like Sheen!!?!!?!
     
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    <whistle>
     
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  7. a like the kamikaze way he goes about his life. if he did a bit of planning he wudny ever get in such a state. he should have the coke and high class hookers lined up before he starts swallyin instead of gettin a taxi to easterhoose with a street rat hooker <laugh> what a guy.
     
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    i can do all of those things, im going to email comedy central to get them to commission a sitcom about my life. Where's brum, we need a script.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I wonder if the hooker looked anything like his ex-wife Denise Richards......I'd drink her bad week

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    I've got the theme song for you Dougie!

    "****, ****, **** ****, ****y ****,
    woo hoo hoo hoo,
    ****, ****, ****y, ****cuntcunt,
    cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnntttt!"

    <ok>
     
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    goin by the nick of her hair and her blouse. I think Charlie boy has went on the rampage just before this photo


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    <laugh>quite a catchy wee ditty. <ok>

    i am actually seriously thinking about setting up a fake email address to pitch my show idea to comedy central. maybe next time i run out of work to do.
     
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    <laugh> Go for Dougie <ok>

    We need a name.... hmmmm.... ahhhhhh..

    THE **** <ok>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    good, but it needs to be more tv friendly bollo.
     
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    hows that for a first draft?
     
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  18. aye awrite. but a want in on this. maybe a could be ur sisters love interest and you hate me cos am a bad boy
     
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    Neville Bartos/ VenomPD : Main characters neighbours in a gay relationship, Clyde is homophobbic so regularly breaks in to their house to **** in their toaster.
     
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    This has the makings of a classic ****... sitcom <ok>
     
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