Champions League Final

Good old Sissoko... handing Liverpool a goal.

 

Harsh in my opinion

 

Agreed but it was Sissoko so lolsies.

 

**** match thus far

 

Thought an early goal would liven it up but it hasn't.

 

Harsh pen like.

 

That was always his problem.... he has no brain

 

Embarrassing from both sides

 

Nah he had his arms out like a windmill in the box he's just a moron

 

It's been pretty cagey so far. Not the best final. Hope spurs score next. Make it interesting

 

Poor from Erickson

 

He was raving.

 

**** game so far like.

 

If it’s a boring second half I may **** off back to the hotel to shave some pubes.

 

Haslam can help you. CC will unshackle him

 

Dry or wet?

 

Electric Dry.

I then make a wide flat sheet out of bog roll then drop the pube ball into the middle then twist the end then drop in the bog (nice bogs only) as I simultaneously flush.

It’s a bit like a sensi bomb from back in the day.

 

Mines cordless so I sit on the toilet the wrong way around and shave from there so the toilet acts as a pube tray.

 

But pubes can be tricky to flush on their own. Or the pan ends up resembling a yetis back.