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Cash in Hand

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Treasury Minister David Gauke has said it is "morally wrong" to pay tradesmen such as plumbers, builders and cleaners in cash in the hope of avoiding tax.

    He argued the practice came at "a big cost" to the Treasury and meant other people had to pay more.

    But Treasury sources stressed Mr Gauke was answering a specific question rather than proposing a policy change.

    Asked if he had paid cash to cut costs, London Mayor Boris Johnson said: "I've certainly paid a lot of cash in hand."

    In response to the same question, Local Government secretary Eric Pickles said: "Certainly not."

    The government is estimated to lose about £2bn each year to the black economy as tradesmen fail to pay VAT or income tax by not declaring payments and keeping them "off the books".

    Story - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18964640

    Every **** pays cash in hand for homers. These bastards will be trying to tax your pish next.
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I thought that was how all you Irish pikeys did business?
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Seen that the other day Tarq. Who has any need for that much money? It will never be spent.
     
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  5. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    What a pile of ****e.
     
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    Rich people unwilling to change laws that would negatively affect rich people?
    I'm shocked.

    As for cash in hand, it's hardly a controversial statement, is it?
    He's basically saying that you should pay your taxes, which is what you'd expect from someone working with the Treasury.

    Interesting to see that his wife probably doesn't agree, though.
    She's a lawyer for a firm that provides tax avoidance advice.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Surely it is morally wrong to be a Tory
     
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  8. Barrie Lochrie

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    What's the difference between cash in hand for a plumber or cash in hand when you go to a snack van for a roll and sausage with onions, and a roll and tottie scone and bacon?

    The end of paper money is nigh. <ghost>
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    There is no difference, Edge.
    He's talking about getting a discount for cash in hand work, which implies a tax dodge, but that's not the customer's responsibility.
     
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  10. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Cash in hand is hardly a sales negotiation these days. When I went to buy a kitchen I was trying to pay cash but the bastards were more interested in trying to sell me long term credit for it - several times I had to tell the ****ers that I didn't want credit, not happy with getting thousands of pounds off someone they want to nick that extra bit on top by convincing you to go into debt.
     
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    I don't know, what is the difference between cash in hand........................
     
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  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Nothing wrong in asking " How much for cash " - many shops refuse cheques or credit cards where the transaction was too low for their liking - all because it costs them too much in bank charges ( despite their mark up on prices )
    And as for politicians and tax avoidance - all I can say is " Duck ponds "
     
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    They're their own worst enemies - how long before the papers bring out stories about how this Minister paid that mechanic, another Minster paid that plumber, someone else paid for the caterers for his daughter's wedding in cash etc. etc. etc. Anyway, the man's a complete ****ing idiot and how he can try and compare a plumber accepting a "drink" with a multinational creaming billions off the top is beyond me. It's insulting <steam>
     
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  14. irishgreen

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    Most definitely THIS. <ok>
     
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    Those hypocritical bastards pay for their plumber/sparky/builder with the ****ing expenses they thieve from the taxpayer
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Forpadydeplasterer, top class Irish steeplechaser, winner of the 2008 Arkle novices Chase at Cheltenham. His name is allegedly a reference to former Teabag Bertie Ahern's response to taxmen when asked about large bundles of cash he reputedly kept in both his office and his home. "Dat's for Paddy the plasterer. He likes to be paid in cash."
     
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    This is true. <ok>
     
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    There's a horse named after Maggie thatcher as well - evil old **** <ok>
     
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  19. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    There was a Greyhound ( thank **** he's no more ) called Maltese Mick and the **** couldn't have run out of your way. <doh>££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
     
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    Legalise prostitution, drugs and there is a **** load of extra tax bucks!
     
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