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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Whole_lot_of_Wolfswinkel, Oct 28, 2013.

  1. Whole_lot_of_Wolfswinkel

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    Girlfriend caught me cheating with her mate over the weekend. smashed the side window with something and scratdhed down side. Is it better to claim and hope insurance doesn't get put up loads or just pay for damage myself. Don't bother protecting my no claims... shes so out of order-tried apologising to me earlier today via text and loadsa missed calls. Not having any of it. Its over. What would be cheapest gambol?
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Kill the slag.
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Hi Holt xx

    First of all, what a ****ing cow, eh! Does she not know that you were put on God's earth to spread your seed?!

    Go through the insurance, honey. It won't affect anything, plus you get warranties for the work.

    I'd report her to the local constabulary too.

    Tina xx
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Does she take it up the arse, and swallow the lot, whilst playing lesbian twister?

    If so, forget the claim, and make some video's to sell.
     
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  5. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Where`s your mum Holt since the divorce ?
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "smashed the side window"

    Is that a euphemism?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    hai jonno
     
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  8. Whole_lot_of_Wolfswinkel

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    Remember gambol. the tuna all those days ago. the saucepan and the frantic grass.

    remember!

    please say you remember the code, relying on you remembering. everything depends on you now.

    REMEMBER

    REMEMBER
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I understand. Kill everyone.
     
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  10. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Ya shouldn't get caught ya daft ****
     
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