Caption Contest

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Part 2

 

There’s only one ****ing Bruno ….. ****

 

Schar: "Look you twat, if you're rolling around in agony because of this finger, then you just wait until my mate Schlem gets here."

 

"So then I said to Amanda "See Mandy, I told you we'd lift 2 cups this season. I'm guessing 34B." She wasn't impressed."

 

Erik ten bald **** is a nonce.

 

"This is bigger than your penis!"

 

"Ahhhhh, feel the Glow...."

 

Part 1: "You've got three seconds to get up Bruno, otherwise I'm doing a hard reset, if you know what I mean"

Part 2: "My round? Please, anything but that. I'm begging you"

 

Look mate you've only broken a finger nail. I'm playing with a couple of concussions here so get on with it.

 

The answer to caption 2 was


NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the Mustard Chinos FFs

 

You're not even half a Bruno are you?

 

This was either FA corruption or the difficulties of battling international scale poster conglomerates.

Gun to my head - I'd have to go with the latter as I remember it. FA were down the river by this point.

 

Good thing about the hot air that Chippy spouts is that you can warm your hands on it.