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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    "OK, so they are hard to play in, but at least this new straight jacket kit covers up most if the Wonga logo"
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I heard that the delays with the new signings is that we are going Dutch and that means all the new players have to pay for themselves.
     
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    steve who
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    "I have no idea who you are, I was convinced you were Balotelli for the last two hours".
     
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  6. goldie

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    Unchain me you bastard it's 2015
     
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    its your turn Daryl - I powered the floodlights in the first half.
     
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    If we did this in front of a green screen, we'd look like Russian dancers.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    "That thing sticking out if my head? That's my antenna, you mouse's brain. We Androminonians have far superior powers you puny humans. Now just run earthling, run for your life. MrTiote WAS right! Mwwwwwaaahahahahahahaha "
     
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    The boss said I should spend time with all the decent defenders at the club to gain experience....and here you all are.
     
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    Really disturbing...on so many levels.

    :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Haidara - "How do you control le ball?"
    Janmaat - "Are yous takings de piss ya?"
     
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    Do you know who has graffitied on the wall

    MENTALITY OF SELLING OUR BEST PLAYERS EVERY YEAR WILL
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    MOMENTUM DOWN THE LEAGUE
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Haidara: "He's not actually Dutch, he was speaking English, with a bit of an accent"

    Janmaat: "Could have fooled me".
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 7, 2015
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