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  1. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    " Roy Keane comes up trumps in a successful night of dogging"
     
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    To paraphrase a tad:

     
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    It's ok boys, I've got two hands.........................................one for each of you!!
     
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    Dog on the left: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!"
     
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    ''After being promised a night of 3-way action, Roy was now wishing he hadn't gone to Specsavers''
     
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    Roy : Act casual , I don't want anyone to notice the sexual chemistry between the three of us.

    Dog on the left : *whispers* Heeeeeeeeelp

    Dog on the right is traumatized.
     
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    Roy favours the Paw-Paw-Two formation...
     
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    *Chant* "KEANO, HE ****S HIS DOG KEANO" *Chant
    *Chant* "KEANO, HE ****S HIS DOG KEANO" *Chant
    *Chant* "KEANO, HE ****S HIS DOG KEANO" *Chant
    *Chant* "KEANO, HE ****S HIS DOG KEANO" *Chant
    *Chant* "KEANO, HE ****S HIS DOG KEANO" *Chant
     
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    Roy Keane likes it Doggy Style!!!!!
     
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    Roy looks so ****ing pleased with himself . YOU ANIMAL ROY! .. YOU ANIMAL
     
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    "Ahhhhhh, the old trick of smearing marmite over my nob, works every time"
     
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    Roy hoped his erection wasn't visible to the massed press.
     
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    He tried to avoid an erection by thinking about cats.
     
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    The left dog looks like its actually gagging for it . . . and the dog on the right looks like its been in this situation with Roy before.
     
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  16. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Roy: "Bark my name bitch!"

    or

    Dog 1 to Dog 2: "Ruff? He's dog ugly!"
     
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    Roy: I love natural Blondes
     
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    Roy Keane with the winners of 5under1ands Sexiest Sisters 2008.
     
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    Keane nursing a pedigree chub!
     
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    Roy treats two dogs to a bone . . .
     
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