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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Aug 19, 2013.

  1. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Too irresistible... fill your boots.

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    DTLW
     
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  2. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Has Cortese signed you as well?!
     
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  3. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    It would help if I knew who they are. One is dressed like our old school cook but the cook above looks like he is a quite old so it could be the catering manager and the head teacher have just presented him with a cross and chain as a retirement present as he is leaving. The catering manager has his hair tied back which is a requirement these days if you work in a catering kitchen and he is wearing safety spectacles which is very sensible.
     
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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Osvaldo: Are you Cortese's representative on Earth?
     
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  5. saintsfcfan

    saintsfcfan Well-Known Member

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    "And then arsenal said they'd have a better chance of champions league football "
     
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  6. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Popey to Ossie: "I'm passing to you the power of the hand of God, use it wisely my Son"
     
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  7. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Osvaldo - It is an honour to meet Southampton legend, Chris Marsden.
     
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  8. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Can you get me Rickie's autograph?!
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Have you heard the one about the nun, the saint, and the referee?
     
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  10. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    From now on the Saints team all have to speak Spanish. I'm announcing it this afternoon.
     
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  11. Saint Misbehavin

    Saint Misbehavin New Member

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    "I bet you a tenner I'm a Saint before you Francis!"
     
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  12. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Osvaldo: "I'm leaving your 'team' for a higher level; I'm becoming a Saint"

    or,

    "No your excellency, I think Wenger has first dibs on all their young ones" ...... :shocked:
     
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  13. Emerald guard of Yoshida castle

    Emerald guard of Yoshida castle Member

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    They said they were going to build a new stadium, now they're in league 2!!!
     
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  14. (Conor)

    (Conor) Well-Known Member

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    "Dani, this is Jim Magilton, he'll be pulling the strings in midfield."
     
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  15. Dell Boy

    Dell Boy Well-Known Member

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    I hear there are some young boys playing for Southampton? Can you put in a good word for me?
     
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  16. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    St.G, try and imagine. Context of the day and all that, instead of being so obviously aloof. ;)

    As far as my efforts, all the references to becoming a Saint/Canonised have been used up.
     
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  17. JDub

    JDub Well-Known Member

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    Really looking forward to watching your new film, Mr. Depp, and many thanks for the V.I.P tickets to the premiere.
     
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  18. pass the football

    pass the football Well-Known Member

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    "Thanks for all the indulgences papa, but I think I'll be needing a few more..."
     
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  19. NN-Saint

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    They think I'm this Italian guy call Osvaldo or something? - Obviously don't go to the cinema much!
     
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  20. sotonlad

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    Is this osvaldo or Johnny Depp
     
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