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Can't Be Bothered Disease

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011.

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  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone else got this disease? I've looked at loads of threads today and wanted to reply but then realised I just can't be bothered.

    Is there a cure for this?
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    An hour with a counsellor/whore.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 22, 2011
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No thanks piss face.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 22, 2011
  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No thanks piss face.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 22, 2011
  5. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    When are you free?
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like chronic fatigue system SSK.

    Or to give it it's proper name, lazycuntitis.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 22, 2011
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sounds like he has severe depression. Suicide. That'll solve all of his problems. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 22, 2011
  8. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I kicked depressions ass Gambol, I'm now officially a happy person.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
  9. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I actually got some bad news from the doctor today ST. It appears that all my test results are fine and I'm actually healthy.

    Why the **** do I feel ill all the time then?

    Either I have an alien disease not yet known to the human race or a wheat intolerance.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're probably exhausted from all those billion-dollar contracts you have to deal with on a daily basis...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 22, 2011

  11. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    It's only three times a year that it's over a billion pounds.

    Stop exagerating office junior.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I used to work for the RBS. First day I was there I handled £2.5m+

    Was really excited. By the end of the first week I was like "**** it, it's only money."
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 22, 2011
  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    On your first day you handled Fred Goodwin's monthly bonus? What a trustworthy chap you must be.
     
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    monacoger, Aug 22, 2011
  14. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    At the end of the day it's only .........

    Ach, I can't be arsed replying.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
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    Zico Active Member

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    Lactose or Gluten intolerance
    Heavy metal poisoning from Dental fillings
    Bad diet
    Bad Aids
     
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    Zico, Aug 22, 2011
  16. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    It's not bad aids because I haven't exchanged bodily fluids with any human in a long time.

    Might be Wheat intolerance though. Good shout. I checked all the symptomns out on the net and I have then all.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I would recommend a course of leeches.
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 22, 2011
  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    <violins>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 22, 2011
  19. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    <keepyourhandstoyourselfslut>
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Aug 22, 2011
  20. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Find more interesting threads. If you can't be arsed to reply, thenyou're looking at the wrong stuff.
     
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    Kyle?, Aug 22, 2011
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