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Buzzwords by ****ers

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Anyone in football that says early doors :mad:
     
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  2. Trypsin-1

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    OMG quality post bro
     
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  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Which brings us on to "totes". <doh>

    "Everything is totes cool man" <grr>
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "buzzword".
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    "apparently"

    "ssshappenin"

    "sir, please stop doing that"
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "Chillax"
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    "boring Irish ****e"
     
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    People who come up to you in the street for money or cigarettes and say "yo bruv can you lend me a *** or a fiver". Lend <laugh> - like the scrounging **** is ever going to give it back - and like I'd be his bruv his mate or someone who would even acknowledge his existence under any other circumstances.
     
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  9. Null

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    "You know what I mean"

    Yeah, cause you just told me ****face!
     
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    <laugh> Like "Tell me about it".!
     
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    <laugh> "Is that right" No, I ****in made it up you prick!
     
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    To be fair I often do make things up so don't mind people asking that question. e.g "why are there so many policemen across the road darling?" "Apparently old Mrs Johnson was spotted over in the park buggering a badger with a strap on dildo"........
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A guy said to me the other day "Can you help me out mate?".

    I said "Sure, which way did you come in?"
     
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  14. Fred West

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    And the guys that say "you got 10p for a cup of tea mate?" Aye heres 20p get me one as well
    Where are these ****ers getting 10p cups of tea
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    People who say "I'm good".

    Example:

    ME - You alright mate/love [select according to gender]?
    OTHER - Yeah, I'm good, thanks. How are you?

    :mad:

    It should be:

    ME: You alright mate/love?
    OTHER: Yeah I'm alright, you alright?

    <ok>
     
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    "I'm not being funny but...." Well I knew that you stupid ****er because you haven't made anyone laugh since you lost your arm in a cement mixer.
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    That's a grammatical nightmare Jip.
     
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  18. Null

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    "No offense" just as they're about to insult ye!

    "And then I said" "And he said, so I said" <doh>
     
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  19. monacoger

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    <laugh>.
     
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    "Hi, my name's Gerard, I stay in Monaco. Fancy a shag?"

    <doh>
     
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