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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    dozy sod picked up a rice pan on fire now got a burn mark size of an egg any advise on how to get rid of the mark?
     
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  2. Tina.

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    Wire brush and Dettol.
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    egg whites <ok>
     
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  4. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    jeez that will sting
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The anal glands of a male fox on heat <ok>
     
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  6. Tina.

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    Not for the first five minutes, then you can rinse it off.

    Try it.
     
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    Run out into the street and two darkies can supposedly chop your head off in the street with no sign of blood anywhere.

    Pain gone Jonno.
     
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  8. Tina.

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    ffs ER
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    It's the pain you see. It's frying my brain.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    I think you need to apologise to Bealy. Seriously.
     
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    Rub it with sand paper, then cover it with vinegar x x
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    How did you set a rice pan on fire?
     
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    This is jonno we're talking about, he could set fire to a bucket of water<ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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