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Bruce the puppet

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 30, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It's like groundhog day with this chump....


    Bruce on signing on as coach 'I'm not a puppet and will have control over signings'

    (ST renewal deadline approaches)

    Week later- 'we'd hopefully see 5-6 through the door'

    Week later- 'we'd hopefully see 3-4 in'

    (ST renewal deadline passes)

    Mike does another lame 'interview' to make himself look like the victim.

    Week after - I'm hoping for 1 or 2'... 'Mike's a really great guy cos he came to the training ground'

    Charnley- 'let's offer **** wages and fees again Mike... cannot risk actually spending money. These thick mag twats can't add up so won't be able to work out we're not really spending... again....'- 'we just couldn't get the deals over the line as they were too expensive'.

    Deadline Day- Bruce 'swoops' for fit again Andy Carroll.

    Arsenal Game- Carroll comes on in the 65th minute and tweaks his groin... putting him out for 3 months.
     
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  2. Santaseyebrow

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    Were ****ed
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Negative stuff :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Why is it negative?

    Does your Dad not like facts?
     
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    I don't know we'd need to organise a seance to find out <ghost>
     
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    His word for disagree is negative.
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    You're just saying that because you want to hold my hand, be honest.
     
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  9. VespaPiaggio

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    Arch-Puppet and Defender of the Faith, Mr Bruce makes a very early appearance in this little ditty.
    Song from a class Geordie Band of the 70's.
    No mistaking Chippy and Groot battering each other at 0.49mins.

     
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