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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Jul 15, 2020.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ok divkid, it’s time to come back now.

    Listen, we all know you’re sat at home desperate for some banter. Your **** shelves have broken and fallen off, you’re bored of shagging that loan cat, your bird can’t stand the sight of you grovelling for attention, you've smashed all four bottles of beckys and you’re fed up with the walks along the Temz chasing pigeons.

    This is your home, we will make sure you get a warm welcome back.

    Come home mate, come on.

    You’re a flouncing mong, but you’re our flouncing mong.

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    Tel (they/them), Jul 15, 2020
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    brb CR250

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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Come on Sucky...it was just bantz

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    Spurlock, Jul 15, 2020
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Tobes, Jul 15, 2020
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Who?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jul 15, 2020
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  6. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Thought he was banged up again?
     
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    Saintmagic, Jul 15, 2020

  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why did he **** off anyway?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 15, 2020
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  8. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    @Suckmyklopp man up and show up

    Sucky more Ginster than Gangster
     
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    gooner4ever, Jul 15, 2020
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Cos he’s a ****ing wet fanny.

    Cos he has feelings.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 15, 2020
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just spotted him down by Tha Temz

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    Tel (they/them), Jul 15, 2020
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Don't be a martyr ...

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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Gone, but not forgotten.

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    Tobes, Jul 15, 2020
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Now would be a good time to return. Show the world nothing can rock your boat.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 15, 2020
  14. brb

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    I reckon he's lost his phone, that will be the reason for his absence. :bandit:
     
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    brb, Jul 15, 2020
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Mans too yellow.

    Proper cowardly behaviour on display here, some gangsta.

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    Welshie, Jul 15, 2020
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Probably been knifed up during some 20 bag deal gone wrong...
     
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    Commachio, Jul 16, 2020
  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    More likely to have been bummed into a coma for serving one of his pals the wrong sort of Hibiscus Tea.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 16, 2020
  18. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Sucky spotted celebrating 'Pool's title win (before his shelves collapsed)...

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    Gangsta has gained a few pounds during the lockdown.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jul 16, 2020
  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s PM’d me asking me to drop the jokes about his flounce and he’ll come back. <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 16, 2020
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You’re taking the piss surely?

    If not, we’ve just moved into Julian Clary levels of gayness.
     
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    Tobes, Jul 16, 2020
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