British Politics

Had a guinea fowl last year, owing to last minute change of Chrimbo plans, and nothing else in Sainsbury’s.

It’s basically a wild African chicken, you’d have loved it.

 

Better still, get a dozen of em and clean up on Christmas Eve.

Not a very festive thought that though, eh?

 

I think the point is lot's of people don't actually care about Christmas but want to be inconvenienced by Brexit to say I told you so .

 

^^^^ Exactly the response you'd expect from a perennially raging gammon lefty loony.

 

Only ****tahs, lezzers and lefty loonies care about Christmas.

 

That's a cracking idea, Archie

I don't care about Christmas in the slightest so my conscience would be clear if I pulled a trick like that.

 

Is that like a posh hampster ?

 

By my reckoning you fit into at least 75% of those categories, so it’s yo ho ****ing ho to you to.

 

With wings, yes.

African winged hamster

 

We can even legally soak them In bleach now we are unshackled from the draconian EUROPEAN UNION...

Another win

 

I know that goes on but I can't get my head around it. Why would people want to have unnecessary misery in their lives just so they can say they're right? That's a special kind of stupid mentality.

 

Local pikies will probably break into your shed the week before Christmas, and have em away.

 

Think Bernard Matthews is ahead of the game there tbh…

 

You got the real win double up; you brought the misery of Brexit into all our lives, just so you could refuse admit you were wrong.

Takes a special kind of **** that, tbf.

 

I had a staff lock in after shift at my casino in Queensway with an open bar the next day was Christmas eve , staggered home absolutely plastered .

Woke up after the last train to go back to my mum's house and had Christmas Dinner from a petrol station.

That was pretty horrendous.

 

Turkey flavoured Wotsits and a Cherry Coke for dinner?

 

Yes but you're a lefty loony losing ****wit, so your thoughts are irrelevant ya ****ing ****tah.

 

I think it was a fridge sandwich, pre Tesco express so no shops open until 27th .

You would think I would learn

 

More brain dead logic from the Remoaner camp.

Army drivers are being used to drive fuel tankers because there is a shortage of drivers; and stations are running dry because of panic buying caused by the moronic media and the stupid great unwashed.

An ordinary HGV driver cannot drive a fuel tanker as a special license is required for vehicles transporting potentially dangerous chemicals.

Some European drivers went home when the pandemic started and have not returned. Many drivers are not young so some have not returned to work because they belong to high risk groups; and some have retired. Many drivers are self employed and changes to the IR35 rules impacting their tax status have led them to leave for alternative employments.

The Army should be on the streets, shooting the virtue signalling Marxists of Insulate Britain who serve no useful purpose in our society with their unrealistic, scientifically flawed, agenda. We can do without middle class rent-a-protestors.

 

So women want an inquiry into misogyny in the Metropolitan Police. Obviously there must be some as the leader Cressida clearly has a Dick not a Cervix. So the Home Secretary has announced an inquiry. As always that will be a waste of money but a nice little earner for some lawyers (male and female).

Women are also unhappy about the very low level of prosecutions for rape. They seem to think that it is misogyny that the CPS do not bring lots of cases to court because they deem that there is insufficient evidence to obtain a conviction. Women seem to think that a woman’s word must be more credible in the eyes of the law and good enough to obtain a conviction as reasonable doubt is male.

It seems some bunny boilers also want misogyny made a hate crime. It does not occur to them that just like most rape cases cannot be prosecuted because of their reliance on hearsay, this equally applies to so-called hate crime. Plus, surely they would rather that the police were dealing with serious crimes rather than masses of extra bureaucracy generated by a small caucus of hardened feminists. Presumably they would be happy to see misandry classed as a hate crime as well as misogyny if they are interested in equality.

Men will soon be expected to take menopause awareness classes, especially shopkeepers with disappearing stock.