WHAT A TEAM NOW,WEVE GOT GOALSCORING WINGERS AND ALTHOUGH WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR THAT BIG TARGET MAN I THINK THIS SIDE AT THE VERY LEAST WILL HIT THE PLAY OFFS POSSIBLY EVEN AUTOMATICS BUT LETS HOPE FOR ANOTHER LOVELY WEMBLEY APPEAREANCE the 14th of may was the best day of my life
We have a natural striker Ted And Cilla is his name He is gonna put those goals to bed And win us every single game
YES HES MY BABY HIS KNICKNAME IS WADDLE HE CAN RIDE A HORSE WITHOUT A SADDLE SCORE FOR FUN WANTS TO HIT THE BIG THIRTY HE IS TOUGH BUT NEVER DIRTY AND NOW NOW NOW I DONT WANT ELLERS TO GET SHIRTY LOVE IS ALL AROUND US AND EVERYWHERE WE GO ILL MEET YOU AT THE DEFECTERS WELD,BUT I BET YOUR A NO SHOW
You were there 10 days early so. I recall the date being 24th May Ted. Bit of a long wait for you. I hope you brought a flask of tea with you.
OH CRIKEY WAS IT THE 24TH OF MAY I REALLY WANTED TO NEVER FORGET THE BEST FOO0TBALLING DAY OF MY LIFE
Hopefully this guy can score a few goals for us too (playing in his more conservative role):- Another massive moment for Massimo Luongo as his goal sparks Australian victory against Iraq HIS goal broke the deadlock against Iraq on Thursday night, and Massimo Luongo is revelling in the challenge of trying to break down determined opponents. Given a more conservative role at QPR, his club in the English Championship, Luongo again produced a key goal for his country to puncture the Iraqi resistance in the opening World Cup qualifier in Perth. Luongo was on the end of Tomi Juric’s low cross just before the hour mark, carrying out to the letter his instructions from coach Ange Postecoglou. “The message more when I play for the Socceroos is to get on the ball more and try and threaten the goal be it with a pass or getting in the box,” he said. “I wouldn’t say I got forward deliberately. I’d say it was just the way the game panned out. please log in to view this image Socceroo Massimo Luongo celebrates scoring against Iraq on Thursday night.Source: Getty Images “It did take a while for the opportunity to get in the box because they were quite tight at the back, but as the game went on they tired and we worked them well and got our chances. “The message at halftime was just keep doing what you’re doing and if anything don’t be impatient. We kept probing and to be fair they defended well and they had a game plan. But to do that for 90 minutes is difficult.” Luongo offered praise to Juric, who reacted to missing a golden opportunity moments before by setting up Luongo’s goal, and six minutes later scored one himself by flicking home a corner to seal the win. “He offers something different,” Luongo said. “Every player that we put in from the squad of 23, they offer something different and Tomi’s that big number nine that we can look forward to if we have to with a release. “And he offers something in behind as well and he gets in the box which is handy.” http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/another-massive-moment-for-massimo-luongo-as-his-goal-sparks-australian-victory-against-iraq/news-story/17809973bdbc5f4a6a1bbaccfec2d890?nk=135d6c59a2aedd91986718df0c79cb13-1472819022
Another of Teds non rhyming posts They really are quite tragic The sentiment though is the key Let's hope that Sylla is magic I note that Beth now has joined in Could Ted have started a trend? That all posts now have to rhyme Or is this the bitter end? Come one come all lets have a laugh And see if we can make All future posts, just like Teds Or is it a piss-take? I look forward every day To reading our Ted's rants My constant thought though is just one: Jeez, his spelling is pants! Fear not dear Ted, with much respect I do enjoy your rhymes It's just that you should punctuate Your bloody posts sometimes! Sheff, AKA the Bard of Bedfordshire!!
yeah im really interested in poetry but does any of you know how to teach me how to be a poet that dosnt rhyme ON A SERIOUS NOTE I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HOW A POEM IS A POEM IF IT DOSNT RHYME CAN ANYBODY SERIOUSLY HELP ME ON THAT HOW THE XXXX CAN YOU WRITE A POEM THAT DOSNT RHYME
Free verse is so cool A lemon on a bike A lesbian light bulb joke And it's not funny Boo to the government There you go teD a classic
There's just one thing I'd like to say About dear Ted's rhyming odes If I have to read just one more I'll have one of my episodes!
There once was a man from Dundee Who got stung on the nose by a wasp When asked,"Did it hurt?" He replied,"Not a bit! He can do it again if he likes!"
I've given much thought both long and hard That TeD should be the Bard To appoint another would be rude We know he's no ****** He was the first, there is no doubt To post his thoughts in rhyme But Ted please do a spell check, Just from time to time He only posted just this week That we have some games that are winnerable I've have now written enough for this thread So I'm gonna have some dinner........able! Sheff, erstwhile the Bard of Bedfordshire!
Winnable games,whatever next Watching the Hoops,just leaves me vexed We've got the squad,we've got the style But I really find it hard to smile TED you've really got to learn That our easier games we tend to spurn So please no more sick bets on us We know that Blackburn will park the bus The Geordies on a Tuesday night It's enough to fill us all with fright I'm predicting a five goal thriller With a winning goal from big bad Sylla I've got to bow to Shefford's class He's made our TED look like an arse But I'm not one to cuss and curse I quite look forward to TED'S **** verse !
Ted, a few pointers....watch some John Cooper Clarke and Aidan Moffat for some modern poetry, on YouTube....
