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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jan 11, 2016.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nae biggie, I pumped a 14 year old when I was 18.
     
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    i pumped a 14 year old when i was 11
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    12 is not considered young in tennessee
     
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  4. gas

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    I pumped a 41 year old whan I was 20 <whistle>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Let's face it most Rock N Roll idols carried out some dodgy acts, Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old cousin ffs and the less said about Saint Michael Jackson the better, at least Bowie never made a habit of shagging kids.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, your mum
     
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    Busted <somersault>

    Was actually me mates aunt, good **** an all.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Watched the news in some amusement last night. When I was young I was a massive Bowie fan, I never however felt that Bowie wrote songs which seemed to speak to me personally as some are claiming.

    How the **** do you feel as if something like this was written by Bowie with "You" in mind?

    (uh uh aaah) Let me put my arms around your head
    (dom do aaah) Gee, it's hot, let's go to bed
    Don't forget to turn on the light
    Don't laugh babe, it'll be alright
    (dom do aaah) Pour me out another phone
    (dom do aaah) I'll ring and see if your friends are home
    Perhaps the strange ones in the dome
    Can lend us a book we can read up alone

    And try to get it on like once before
    When people stared in Jagger's eyes and scored
    Like the video films we saw

    His name was always buddy (got got do aaah aah aah)
    And he'd shrug and ask to stay
    She'd sigh like twig the wonder kid (got got do aaah)
    And turn her face away

    She's uncertain if she likes him (got got do aaah aah aah)
    But she knows she really loves him
    It's a crash course for the ravers (got got do aaah)
    It's a drive-in Saturday

    Jung the foreman prayed at work (dom do aaah)
    Neither hands nor limbs would burst
    It's hard enough to keep formation with this fall out saturation

    (bah dom bah) cursing at the astronette
    (dom do aaah) who stands in steel by his cabinet
    He's crashing out with Sylvian
    The bureau supply for aging men
    With snorting head he gazes to the shore
    Once had raised a sea that raged no more
    Like the video films we saw

    His name was always buddy (got got do aaah aah aah)
    And he'd shrug and ask to stay
    She'd sigh like twig the wonder kid (got got do aaah)
    And turn her face away

    She's uncertain if she likes him (got got do aaah aah aah)
    But she knows she really loves him
    It's a crash course for the ravers (got got do aaah)
    It's a drive-in Saturday

    His name was always buddy (got got do aaah aah aah)
    And he'd shrug and ask to stay
    She'd sigh like twig the wonder kid (got got do aaah)
    And turn her face away

    She's uncertain if she likes him (got got do aaah aah aah)
    But she knows she really loves him
    It's a crash course for the ravers (got got do aaah)
    It's a drive-in Saturday, yeah, yeah

    (drive-in saturday)
    (it's a drive-in saturday)
    (it's a drive-in saturday)
    Drive in Saturday
    (it's a drive-in saturday)
    It's a, it's a, it's a drive in Saturday
    (it's a drive-in saturday)
    It's a, it's a, it's a, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
    Yes sir
    (it's a drive-in saturday)
    Dom do do do, dom do do do
    (it's a drive-in saturday)
    Dom do do da, dom do do da
     
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  9. Null

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    <confused>
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Errrr.....
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Naw, Me, not ER.
     
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  12. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Hi Newgod
     
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    Aye, i got that, i mean what you did is kind of illegal / *****ey
     
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    Dev walks straight into operation yew tree trap <somersault>

    Dirty ***** ****
     
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    statutory life for bent cops
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Boooooooo!!!

    BHEAST!!!

    Now we know why he supports the tims
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That's scottish people for you.
     
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  19. Patience

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    Is this another spunkgate?
     
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  20. Patience

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    **** off, English Frog bastard.
     
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