****ing bender. ****'s been waiting his entire life for this moment, so he can serenade the bawling masses with covers of Bowie songs whilst wearing hooped earrings and lipstick in edgy honour of the deceased, whilst gurning, tearful spastics record the historic moment on their phones. please log in to view this image
"...Oh god, we've only just found out the news and I'm not sure how we will cope. This is the worst day of my life, I was never prepared for the death of a man i never knew or met, it's just such a tragedy. Please, respect our privacy, whilst we're openly moping in public in front of the cameras, it's the least you could do in times of such hardship and grief..." please log in to view this image
They're all ****ing weapons. You know as soon as Bowie died, the two ****s with guitars were on nearest motorway with their thumbs up. "...Quick Kristen, grab your guitar, we're going to Brixton!..." Scum.
I wouldn't bat and eyelid if some darkie drove right into those ****s in a stolen motor, killing them all.
To be fair, I think if Bowie could have seen some of the above, especially the busker, he would have stayed alive.
"...I'd best get my backless top on and head down to the Brixton Bowie mural for this once-in-a-lifetime photo opportunity...: MORE SELF-CENTRED SCUM please log in to view this image
No. He's a genius because knowing he was about to pap aff he released a ****e album knowing it would shoot to number one due to the world being fulla mopey bastards. Mind you ****s being OTT about other ****s OTTness is pretty ****ing funny.
Sounds more like opportunism to me, rather than the signs of a genius. Not sure on the second line though, as it doesn't make much sense.
