Am I the luckiest bloke or what? Three times in the last two days, I've been the millionth visitor to a site. Anybody else out there as lucky as me?
I've won the Nigerian Lottery last Saturday and returning to work on monday I had 2 emails from people wanting to share their inheritance with me.
Nigeria hey? I'm just about to send them my entire savings so that a lawyer over there can unlock a couple of million for me.
Idiot. Why would YOU send THEM money. Just give them your bank deatils and a scanned copy of your passport and they will put the funds into your account.
My da give me a lotto ticket of his to check the other week going to work. Checked it and won £10. Got 6 £1 scratch cards and 4 lotto tickets. Won on £7 on 3 of the tickets, got another 2 and won £5. I was gonna go and buy more but I just gave him the £ instead. Done it all in 1 work day and the wee girl working in the shop beside my work was egging me on to keep going.
I got hit by pigeon **** this morning and as I looked up at the feathered **** I stepped in a big pile of dog ****....how lucky is that?
We have scratch lotto here. I brought 5 $1 tickets and won a few bucks. I kept repunting the money. I ended up with 22 tickets before my luck ran out. My wife said I was an idiot.