Very tongue in cheek so lets not get nasty and personal, well to personal, but it is Guy Fawlkes night. I have built a not606 bonfire, have the fireworks ready but need a Guy, help me out here. Who is your not606 Guy Fauwlkes and why? Now it does not need to be becuase they are trators, more rebels or simply someone you want to burn.
There are no prizes for the winner. I'm not going to name him - because I share a certain empathy -and he's had enough grief on here without being cremated.
Be on the lookout for any hedgehogs that may be trapped in your bonfire. My tip is to wrap them in baking foil to keep the flavour in.
Make a helicopter filled with petrol and rig a zip line so it crashes in to the fire and explodes on impact. This can be in honour of venom.
