blood rain

saw a feature on this on the beeb

any **** heard of it?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine/blood-rain-20028490

scary stuff considerin, not sure what to make of it. tbh if the world ends i want it to be after my lifetime haha

 

ER's micropenis woes

 

Is that anything like golden showers?

 

When am havin a piss I can aim and hit the toilet bowl from six feet away. Not a useful skill, but am proud of it nonetheless.

 

How odd, I can stand directly over a toilet bowl and still piss all over the floor.

 

What you need to do is started moving backward away from the bowl as you piss. It gives you focus. Trust me. Try it out tonight.

 

If I did that I'd bash my head on the khazi door, we've only got a small lavvy!

I always try to make sure I shake the excess away to avoid the spot of shame on your chinos. Only shake a little though, more than three shakes is a ****.

 

same here

im in the habit of pullin back my foreskin when i do a piss to try and combat this, n sometimes it still comes out sideways?!

 

But what about the 5 seconds from the end point when you start to lose power in your piss?

 

That's why it's a ****in skill.

 

Awww, and here was me thinking this was the beginnings of another Wid Ye thread.

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Alright luv, oan yer monthlys? Nice, time for some blood rain!