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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by rebel not taken, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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    Heavy handed moderation or what.
    I posted a link to a jokey piece i had written.
    And it was banned for advertising.
    Advertising what?
    There is nothing to sell.
    And there was no bad intention.
    A lot of my family are Spurs fans.
    I am a QPR fan and openly posted in my own name.
    And i like Spurs and Harry so am i missing something here?
    Most football fans welcome a bit of banter with other fans.
    And its not as if i am Arsenal i am FRIENDLY.
    And i am quite happy to have my little piece of trivia slaughtered but i dont mind that.
    But you have closed the thread.
    Maybe you should give others a chance to decide for themselves.
    And maybe this is a discussion you should have.
    Maybe you will reconsider!
    But i suspect this thread will be closed too.
    Anyway good luck for the season and i mean that sincerely.
    And can we have Walker and Jenas and Crouch on loan to keep us up?
    Only Joking.
    ps sense of humour goes a long way.
    <rose>:p
     
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  2. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    I didn't see the advertising but PNP and I don't close threads for the sake of it so I expect it deserved to be closed.
     
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  3. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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    Well PNP closed it so maybe he will explain.
    I look forward to hearing his reasoning.
    Thanks in advance.
     
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  4. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    His reasoning?? He doesn't have to explain himself to you mate.

    Like I said if he closed it then i'm sure it deserved to be closed.
     
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  5. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Some people eh Luke.
     
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    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    It may be because it just wasn't funny. It can't be because it was taking the mick out of Harry because we all do that anyway.
     
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  7. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    What a carry on :p
     
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  8. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Rebel

    Your article was up for 2 days and had generated a meagre response, most of which were pictures of tumbleweed. I'm sorry but it simply wasn't worth the space on our board. We don't mind a bit of 'banter' but please make sure it is actually funny/witty in future. No one was particularly malicious about it. Having said that I do think that if anyone needs to be 'modded' it's District Whine.
     
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  9. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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    Listen you cheeky load of gits.
    I was vardering Spurs before most of you were born.
    I saw the great Danny Blanchflower play and i booed Frank Saul when he plied his trade down the Bush.
    And i got blinded by the sun off of Alan Gilzean's bonce.

    Anyway sod the lot of you..
    here's another little story what you wont find funny.
    Adolf will probably close the thread n e way..
    (for advertising!<laugh>

    QPR BID FOR CUT PRICE CROUCH.

    QPR boss Neil Warnock is hoping to do a cut price deal with Harry Redknapp for Tottenham's lanky striker Peter Crouch.

    But while the skint Premier League new boys are unable to stump up a transfer fee, they could pay a significant proportion of the England hitman's £75,000-a-week wages in a loan agreement.

    QPR boss Bernie Ecclestone 5'2", who has enforced a £25,000 a week wage cap at the West London club, has instructed manager Neil Warnock to bid for only one third of Peter Crouch:

    "Bernie hopes to get Crouch's head and feet on a one season loan but we can not afford the rest of him" said Neil Warnock.

    Peter Crouch, 6'7", who lives in a very tall house in Weybridge, is keen on the move, but his wife, lingerie model Abbey Clancy, is holding the deal up:

    "I don' t want Peter's limp torso hanging round the house all day while his head and feet are training " said the blonde Abbey.

    Harry Redknapp has told Neil Warnock that they are not prepared to cut Crouch down to 2'2" and only loan one third of him:

    "Peter is a lovely lad and we would like to do a deal for at least half of him." said 'Arry

    An insider at QPR, Italian waiter Gianni, claims that the bosses at the newly promoted club have used Mafia connections to make Abbey Clancy 'an offer she can't refuse'.

    Rumours are going around Shepherd's Bush that Flavio Porko met Crouch's missus at the Koksifilis Kebab bar in the Goldhawk Road and told her that if she didn't agree to the cut price Crouch deal she would wake up in the morning with a horse's head in her bed.

    But, according to an 'insider' on the Loft For Words Forum, Flavio is rumoured to have told Bernie:

    "She said she wakes up every morning with a horse's head in her bed anyway and told me to 'do one'. She is demanding 5 grand in cash for a third of Peter Crouch or 25% of the club."

    :emoticon-0149-no::p
     
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  10. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Once again...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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    i can do jewish jokes too
     
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    rebel not taken Active Member

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    Your Jake Livermore gag is blinding
    i mite use that in a stand up gig i got coming up
     
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    Rebel

    Give us another one of your jokes.
     
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  14. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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    ok here's a little one about Arsene

    ARSENE WENGER FURY AT BOTCHED £10,000 HAIRDO

    The merde has hit the fan in the Wenger household.

    After narrowly missing out on four trophies last season, Arsene Wenger is now walking round with a dodgy hairdo.

    The Frenchman is blaming a beauty salon in Totteridge for the state of his Barnet:

    "I visited the salon on the recommendation of Harry Redknapp. I only asked for a few grey hairs to be touched up but now it looks like I have had a blue rinse. And it cost me 10 grand! "

    An unnamed ex player (Paul Merson) has joked on Soccer Saturday that the botch job makes Arsene look like Molly Sugden.

    The Economics graduate further bemoaned the lack of flair among English hairdressers:

    "These people have very low skill levels and have excessive wage demands"

    Now Arsene is also under fire from Madame Wenger after the irate Frenchman threw a freshly baked Quiche Lorraine against his living room wall.

    Monsieur Wenger has enough on his domestic plate after barely being forgiven for the Algerian pole dancer "mistake".

    These incidents are being discussed openly on Twitter.

    One fan joked

    "Arsene ****** got the hairdryer treatment twice in one day"




    i am gonna crash now as i am a bit Brahms celebrating our takeover..

    No hard feeling Spurs fans even though you have coated me for cracking a few (un) funnies

    cheers to all of you and good luck this season.
     
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  15. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe he's now so old that he's started peeing in the corner of the living room and thinking that unfunny is actually funny
     
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