"You didn't win the league, but it's okay because you won the Season Killer Cup" That's an excuse that may be made for Manchester United, but it would never be made for us
Happy birthday Nat! I can still see you taking the ball and Gregg into the back of the net to kill off United!
He will be. What a dickhead, failing to provide a sample just means they know you're drunk, had nothing to lose by taking it.