Off Topic Bill Nicholson Arms

Elton John has announced that he's retiring from touring.
After he's completed a 3 year world tour

 

Sorry.Meant Wembley. Surely there's a turnoff from the Euston Line to the Kings Cross line somewhere up north to take them home?

 

What toilet does "he" use on tour. His.Her's or Them's?

 

Why do you put he in quote marks? I'm fairly sure he'll have a private bathroom.

 

I'll give it a miss. Elton John, brilliant on a piano but sucks on an organ.

 

Watch out Spuds fans, here come RM looking to take Poch (and Kane plus Ali next window) A couple ore poor results and Zidane will be toast - this is one of their worst seasons in recent years, they're 19 points adrift of the leaders and now they have crashed out of the Copa del Ray in embarrassing fashion at home

 

Wrong board try the Daily Mail.

 

My Real supporting neighbours think it is Klopp and Salah at the top of the shopping list along with Neymar

 

Yup. No guarantee in football. Top of the tree one day and then come crashing down.
That will be Manchester United soon.

 

Meanwhile you've offered a lucrative contract extension to the Portuguese Geoff Tibbs, meaning you'll have to pay even more when you inevitably sack him next season when his well-known pattern of running out of managerial talent in his third season at a club kicks in.

 

Just enjoyed some haggis
@Spurf

 

Burns night?

 

Is it? I don't know, I've had too much whisky

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Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord,
Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that;
Tho' hundreds worship at his word,
He's but a coof for a' that:
For a' that, an' a' that,
His ribband, star, an' a' that:
The man o' independent mind
He looks an' laughs at a' that.

 

How on earth can anyone enjoy haggis

 

Haggis is a truly splendid dish. One of the pleasures of visiting Scotland is the opportunity to have "proper" haggis.

 

It's very tasty.
Sort of sausage meat/offal with oatmeal and herbs and spices.
Have you tried it?

 

You're confusing haggis with the "music" of Katy Perry again, aren't you?

 

She's another who's vastly improved by watching with the mute button on