Maybe he's in here. http://www.footballfancast.com/2012/07/football-blogs/the-ultimate-football-hack-a-beginners-guide
Here's some completely irrelevant to SAFC, but factual ITK ****... Santi Cazorla of Malaga CF & Spain's young 'un is at the English speaking school that my mates wife teaches at. He's in English summer school as well, as, from Santi's mouth 'I want him to be ok when I move to England at the end of next season...' Obviously, he's far above our reach, but he's a cert to move, and also, he is a top bloke, turns up unannounced at the school and kicks a ball about with the kids, got them all Malaga shirts etc. Arsenal, i'd imagine...