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benefits of fisting

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I keep reading fans fasting thread title as fisting. I think thus suits the forum better.

    1 less constipation

    2 convenient large capacity storage pocket


    Feel free to add to the list.
     
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  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Does it purely have to be anal fisting?
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    3. Convenient way to warm hands in the winter


    4. It's got to have some sort of moisturising effect - surely. So I'd say a potential cure for psoriasis<sp> or eczema.
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    5. Keeps the skin on your hand supple
     
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  5. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    it brings pleasure
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    7. Solves any problems you may have with unused vaccuous fannyspace (Tina's storage issues).
     
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  7. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    8. its not just for pleasure, it can be used as punishment when she over cooks your sea bream
     
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  8. - SW6 -

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    <laugh>

    Just the sea bream, or all culinary aspects?

    I thought you were a veggie anyway?
     
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  9. User Deleted

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    was just usin it as an example, doesnt even have to apply to cooking either.

    good result for your lot last nite... a fear yous may be the ones getting a fisting in the 2nd leg tho. will be a toughie
     
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    <laugh>

    Indeed...no one expects anything which makes it more enjoyable, but I said somewhere else we'll get gaped over there<ok>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    9. Handy (literally) for checking the old prostrate. Very common cancer in men.
     
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  12. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    10. Stops me biting my nails!
     
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  13. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It doesn't bleed for 5 days once a month....

    Well not always :D
     
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    please log in to view this image


    YC<oook>
     
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  15. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    5W <oooooook>
     
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