If a certain fake, plastic, Manc spaz (need I mention his name?) happens to bombard your thread/board then please feel free to bombard him back with a great big pork-pie penis! please log in to view this image AbsolutelyGlorious must have some rep for the original on the old 606. Couldn't resist recreating it somehow! High five brothers!
Berbnanidaz. You're a little bit unfair on yourself calling yourself all those names,second thoughts,you're a Man United fan so go right ahead.
"There was a dumb wum called Berbnanidez Who tried to get hard for Hernandez He'd rub his fat thighs But his dick wouldn't rise And all he'd drank was two flat shandies He heard voices inside his head From cornflakes 'till bathtime and bed They laughed at his dick And called him a prick He cried when he heard what they said He went to a geezer he knew Some bloke with a Tupac tattoo They met in a lav The chump and the chav And Berb knew what he had to do He bent over like a good lad He liked when chavboy called him bad He squealed with delight It went on all night Chavboy said the best that he'd had So Berb and his new pal, Gaylord Drove off in a manky old Ford They fled in a hurry To gay bars in Surrey And stayed the **** off of our board"
