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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Got wan?

    Hud wan?

    I'm currently sporting a "didnae shave for a couple of days then it turned into two weeks" beard.

    I'm going to shave it tonight and am toying with the idea of some mischeivous facial hair - probably a Hulk Hogan style moustache.

    But I haven't decided so I still might shave a Hitler effort into it just to give the kids a laugh.
     
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    About 3 and a half weeks since my last shave, and even then it was a number 1 all over.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My hair's jet black but my beard has ginger bits in it.

    Like a tiger or an alsation.


    Raaawwwrrrr.
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Can't say that I have, no. But you should keep a 'tache like this fellas

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    I prefer my men to be clean shaven though, as I have sensitive skin and will come out in a rash easily.

    Also, I know it's off topic but why would you want to have eight willys?

    Yer ermz wid be ****ing knackered chugging them all off in the same '****'.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Seven of them are in jars in my trophy cupboard <ok>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    got masel a beard trimmer. joost dae a zero aw oor twice a week
     
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  7. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I struggle to grow pubes, never mind a beard.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    I only shave about once every two weeks.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Has no-one ever sculpted a tache?

    Dev was in the army AND the polis - he must've had one.

    I went for the Hulk Hogan/Merv Hughes number once before and my wife and kids laughed at me so hard that I shaved it off immediately.

    I'm going for it tonight, though - **** it.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you no seen it?

    <rofl>

    <mouser>
     
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  12. gas

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    Only lazy ****s have facial hair.

    and pubes
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Currently sporting a beard. Real men have beards. And elderly women.
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I love having a beard, I used to grow a Mr Twit-esque one when I was a student.

    Clean shaving is for cock-hungry bumblasters like ER (I bet he has one of those gilette razors you see on telly)
     
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  15. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nev's right, mine was an absolute shocker. <laugh>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Edit: <grr>
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Look at those dead eyes and that thousand yard stare. That's what queuing for pies in the NAAFI will do to a man.
     
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    Couldn't grow one to save my life. Shave once a week absolute max.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It never stopped me Dan, I mean look at that thing, what was I thinking?
     
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