Many do not realise that bears and monkeys are natural enemies. That's why you get so few gay black men.
I would pay to watch bears race monkeys, it would be better if they came from different countries so you can get behind your own beast
Humanity never fails to disappoint me. I just don't understand how they manage to fill a room full of people willing to pay to see things like this.
Fair play to him. If we humans had to go to the same lengths to get our dinner, obesity wouldn't be a problem.
How does the son of the monkey explain to his kids how their grandfather died? "Well, lads, your grandfather was racing a bear on a bike, and the bear was just too quick and caught him up and they both fell and the bear ate your grandfather". "Aye right dad, don't be so ****ing ridiculous you mad old ****".
This is very true.. It was an unfair race after all, poor little monkey only has short legs (sorry, had, got none now), maybe if his bike had been fitted with a turbo boost, it would have been a lot more equal and a lot more fun.. Scenario, the race begins, poor monkey peddling like ****, trying to get away from this massive **** trying to eat him. Bear get's within striking distance, monkey deploys his turbo, and whoosh, little hairy ****er is gone.. Bear 'ya bastard, i'm ****ing starving'. Then turns an eats on of his owners.
Hopefully, all the ignorant ****s in that 'stadium' will have learnt a valuble lesson about nature. It was great to hear all those laughs fade quickly to astonished horror...
Surely the monkeys get a lot more practice -they've got no ****ing excuse, if they haven't been eating ice-cream, smoking ***s and doing bicycle tricks in Thailand or Eastern Europoe for the crowds in preparation for this kind of race, then it's their own fault.
Big rammy with fuddy last night cos I made the mistake of showing her that video. She was furious I thought the bear riding the bike to catch his dinner was funny. But fair is fair. The bear cycled his wee stumpy legs aff to catch it.
