Beaches

^^^^^We're here all week folks!

 

Unfortunately.

 

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus today, not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

 

Walking the dog around a well known digging site hmmm

 

I’ve never hidden my digging hobby.

 

Is there another word for thesaurus?

Asking for Roger Mellie.

 

Are the beaches in Scotland not full of penguins and walruses and stuff?

 

Only at the weekends.

 

Dogging

 

There’s a fantastic wee sandy beach in Nairn. It’s like a Spanish beach only it’s fûcking freezing.

 

Aberdeen has a cracking beach. When I was 7/8 I used to go swimming in the sea in the early 90's.

 

FTFY

 

What's that ****ing stench?

Oh its the effeminate frog.

 

I bought a book on anti gravity ... could not put it down .

 

"My Wife's bum is like a peach. Hairy and makes disgusting yoghurt"