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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Back when I posted on 606, which was around 2003, I had the username of a famous person, can't even remember who. The Mods banned me and sent me a message saying that usernames had to be no one famous. So I complied.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll wear gloves.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see.

    So are ye a burd?
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Damn you!!!!!
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You should do what I did.

    Appear on national TV naked and show everyone my micro-penis.
     
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  6. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Mittens would be your best bet <ok>
     
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  7. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    No Jimmy!
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hullo doll<cool>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I'll cunningly attach the mittens to the end of a string across my back so I can leave them hanging at the end of my sleeves and be able to quickly get them on when I approach customs/imigration. <ok>
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    So you're not famous and you're not a bird.

    Gambols gonna be beeling at this <grr>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pity.

    We're looking for a new forum bike to replace the last one who left in a huff.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We're never gonny replace Tina at this rate <grr>
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    What happened to Tina ?
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

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    She became a nun. <true story>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno. I missed it. Apparently sumbdy upset her, she took the huff, she ****ed off and hisny come back.
     
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  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Death by rectal experimentation.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I suppose the evolutionary excuse for small cocks is that they are less likely to get damaged as the cavemen pursued their prey through the forest, or to get bitten aff by predators or angry cavewimmin.
     
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  18. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Get Gambol clutching at straws. <whistle>
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    short straws by the sound of it
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Poor Queef negative repping to compensate for his micropenis. Would you like an exploding orange balloon too?
     
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