BBQ Prongs #2

'Child'

Says the hash smoking 60 year old that pretends to be ill on football forums to try and get attention.

Jesus ****ing Christ.

 

Is that what you thought?

Deary, deary me. You really are thick as ****e sonny.

 

You wanted someone to joke about you being ill (me, most likely), and it didn't happen.

How ****ing tragic, a man of your age spending his Friday afternoon on a football forum desperately trying to get the attention of someone who doesn't give a ****.

Kill yourself asap

 

You are a screwball.

 

Can you post a pic of your F5 key Dev? Poor thing must be smashed to ****.

 

Still laughin

 

You have a depressingly empty life if you think a double-post smiley fiasco is going to get to me

 

Still refusing to interact with me.

 

Oh well.

Good news - Dev has given the all clear since his cancer scare.
Bad news - a few more cancer related sympathy posts would've got monaco his ten pager.

I've got a bit of a cold at the moment if that helps..

 

At least that isn't a sick "joke" though

 

Tina's minge is declated a no fly zone for the red arrows tag of the year

 

Cheers mate

 

Dev refuses to lie down to prostrate cancer..

 

Just doing my bit to help the post count along.

 

Thanks mate, that is very kind of you.

 

No problem, anytime..

 

Ok, thanks, another couple of posts then please