Can't keep Spurs centre backs off the TV this morning. Incase anyone missed it. Best Trainer: Scott Parker. No surprises there really. Best Mate: Kaboul. He called Younes his wife" Joker: Sandro. Bit of a nutter and he like to dress up apparently! 2nd Best Dancer: Him or Adebayor Worst Dancer: Bale. Taking the honours from Crouch I assume. Last Out of the Shower: Kaboul. No comment. Gazza's Stories: He went out to a restaurant and he dove in the tank to pick his lobster, he had soaked his suit and salt in his eyes and the next morning he said he couldn't play cos he had the flu. Top pro