I think the best ever cricket "saying" ( cant think of the right word ) is " batting from the wrong end of the pavillion " ..............did that come from the fast show ? anyway , apt due to the inherent gayness of cricket
I think the best bit of commentary on cricket was some old **** on the bbc, when engerlund were playing the Windies and he said, " the bowler's Holding, the batsman's, Willey"
dont know why cricket never really caught on in Scotland, ye can swally at the game from 10am untill 6pm....sounds like our perfect spectator sport. Just a shame the game is ****e
Apparently there are more people play cricket in scotland than in England as a proportion of the population . FACT ! Game's still ****e though.
quite right , I dont do ****e puns ... but if I did......would rangers have a cricket team if they were playing for The Sashes ?
Im away to pour petrol over myself and smoke a ***............by which I mean cigarette , I feel I need to clarify that, what with all this punnery and cricket talk ; in fact I think I`ll rip the filter off for an even more manly smoke
