Balotelli

It's not Telli's fault it's the hair cuts....................

 

Right! Need to fine him £1mill every time he gets a hair cut. Or only allow him to cut his hair once after every 5 goals scored. Force him to eat bacon (from his pig) every time he goes 3 games without scoring.

 

I ****ing hate his stupid ****ing haircut

 

FFs hare for good reasons, you've enough of them.

 

And with Studge injured, Borini on BR's most unwanted list despite him being one of his first signings and Lambert scared of his own shadow and hardly being the sort of striker we need (think I would have preferred to keep Carrol).....what now? Bring in Rossiter from u21s?

 

Not sure bringing in a 16 year old DM and putting him upfront will help

 

Oh yes, forgot, Bagosh.te has scored more goals than a teenage midfielder. Well lets carry on as we are! Cant you sense irony????