Transfer Rumours Bale for Hazard

I know he's going to change the Fred name in your honour Donald you can stay obsessed with all things Ossie on here and not contaminate other threads

 

So...

Would you take Bale for Hazard?

 

Fack off you pikey Kant. I'm telling Bodanki on you!

 

Wouldn't be surprised Donald

 

That's because you think it's the norm you pussy!

The Chelsea hard nut asking for protection! Bless!

 

I'm still confused about the ping pong balls.

 

From the bits of the thread not in some sort of code it seems Ossie has moved to Thailand to pursue a career in table tennis

 

Thank god for that, Watford! I thought it was going to involve something rude and filthy!

 

Skinheads 1980. Great times.

 

Nah, I bet Ozzie wore Hush Puppies during the 80s.

 

God no far too young for that fashion that's more Donald's era and taste after all he is the Jimmy Saville of 606 ping pong balls et all

 

Bless you Ossie, if I'd posted that you'd be running to Bodanki in no time as it turns out you're a pussy who hides behind "authority".

Still loving the fact that you're too thick to understand why your sig makes you look like a muppet!

By the way "et all"?

 

Oh dear Donald, shoot yourself in the foot any at every turn. Thick is not a word you should be using as in your case its self descriptive.

I'll let you look it up if you can. Were you ever a bingo caller?

 

I'll most likely regret asking, but why does your sig describe Stan as the Saville of Not606?

 

Thought you'd know the answer to that one Kev.

 

Because he doesn't know what et all means. Or even et al.

And he's referred to 606 instead of Not606.

Basically he's like a monkey thrashing away at a keyboard!

But don't say anything mean about him as the mods' inboxes are already full to bursting!

 

Clearly you dont Donald, dole day tomorrow you'll be able buy some more pay as you go and surf your fav pervy ping pong sites

 

I'm a charitable sort so I'll explain.

You have a picture of LVG and a reference to his long ball army.

But the image depicts West Ham's long and forward passes map. LVG isn't the manager of West Ham United.

I know what you were trying to achieve but as ever you made a mess of it you dozy pussy!

 

You seem to be very up on when dole day is! I doubt anyone is surprised!

I assume all the bling is stolen?

 

Do they have a seperate queue for plastics or do you join the Jimmy line?