I get my flannel good and soapy then holding it from front to back between my legs, I squat slightly and pull the flannel back and forth along the length of the crack swapping scrotum sides at the front from time to time looking sideways, slightly gurning, into an imaginary camera wondering how many hits I might get on Youtube if I were filming it.
From now on I will have a shower wondering why the **** anyone would write an article describing the entries process of washing their private parts - and obviously a badger licks mine clean...