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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jun 5, 2018.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Pretty much everything about myself can be summed up by the word average.

    I don't have a problem with that though. I think the word generally gets a bad press. I MEAN that. See, even my play on words is average.

    Hey ho, not to worry. I'm actually not a bad bloke, fairly average in fact. I'm content with that I suppose.

    How, in one word, would you describe yourself?

    I expect some honesty as I am always honest on here. Apart from the fact that I was never actually married.

    And if Paul "The Cockfather" Weller is tuning in don't bother. We know your word starts with and ends with a T.
     
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  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Dominant is the probably the best word I would use to describe myself (especially in the bedroom lol (pm me babes x))
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol
     
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  4. Tina.

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    Fûck off.
     
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  5. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    De-f****n-krepit!
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    OK sweetie. I don't do tongues on a first date though because........well I don't actually have a tongue.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What a horrible old hag you are.
     
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  9. Tina.

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    Correct.
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    All the grumpy bastards on here voted for Scottish Independence.

    Coincidence?

    I think not.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aimed at me? Or was it just a general **** off?
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    aimed at you and hopefully you will take it onboard this time
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You might wish that, but no.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ok, welcome aboard, buddy <ok>
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Is that your mate, Chicken George?
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ****in yaaaaaaasssssssssss <party>
     
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