Maybe you should try an auction of this type. How much would you pay to bang a Brazilian virgin? What's that? You'd never do anything so immoral and disgusting? Of course you wouldn't. But what if we told you it was for a good cause? Well, in that case ... Catarina Migliorini, a 20-year-old physical education student, will spread her legs for the highest bidder — on an airplane flight from Australia to the U.S. (to dodge prostitution laws) — and she'll donate the proceeds to an NGO that will build homes for the poor in her native state of Santa Catarina, Brazil. It's all very altruistic. Of course, you can't auction off your virginity without filming a documentary, so she's starring in Virgins Wanted, filmed by Australian director Justin Sisely of Thomas Williams Productions. The crew will follow her through every step of the process, right up to the horrified look on her face after she screws some disgusting rich dude. The highest bid stands at $160,000, from an American named Jack Miller. There have been 13 bids. The first bid was 72 bucks by a Brazilian named Edson Raimundo. It was worth a shot, Edson . BTW, there's also a virgin dude auctioning himself. Bids are up to just $1,300, but considering this kid looks like he'd have to pay to lose his virginity otherwise, it's not too shabby. Read more at: http://www.heavy.com/news/2012/09/b...orini-auctions-virginity-charity-documentary/ please log in to view this image
A word of warning Jon boy.I use car auctions to buy my stock.About a month ago I bought a Mercedes C180K,10 reg with 22,000 miles.The car had no MOT but as it had a warranty and it was it's first,no problem.The car failed on the Electronic Skid Prevention being US and the auction asked what it would cost to fix.On finding that it could be two grand they said to take it back. The car went through the next week without after sale warranty and sold for £2200 more than I paId.Plus about a £400 buyer premium because thery were not account holders but private buyers.Caveat Emptor Jon boy - that's some caveat!
Just kill yourself, along with any innocent bystanders unlucky enough to be in the general vicinity, and Allah will give you 72 virgins for free, just so long as you do it in the name of Islam.
There is some doubt about the translation from The Koran.Muslim scholars now say it could mean 72 raisins.In which case the suicide bomber may arrive in whatever Islamic heaven is called to be told "sorry about that old fruit"
