Didn't blame everyone but himself like Bruce has. So far he has blamed refs, injuries, fans, Newcastle, the players, the training ground, the weather, internationals and the media. Maybe we would have more respect if he admitted to making mistakes.
Immigration, trains don't run on time, unemployment, drugs, single mothers, alcoholism, the jews, salad food, prostitutes & a bad potato crop.
Let's be a little more patient - next up, the U.S. military, the Peruvian Archaeological Society, the Dalai Lama, the winter of 1947, Sir William Pitt, Ralph Vaughan-Williams, Jack Kerouac, Joseph Stalin, Germaine Greer, Pablo Picasso, the Venerable Bede, Tony Blair, Captain James Cook, we'd have beaten Swansea had it not been for the late Tommy Cooper makkin wor laugh, we'd have beaten Norwich had Delia not slipped something in wor teas, the Great Wall of China, Nina & Frederick, Lawrence of Arabia, Greta Garbo, Geoffrey Chaucer, Maurice Chevalier, Piltdown Man, Miss Piggy (ahhhhhhhh) the Californian gold rush, instability caused by Oliver Cromwell, The Kinks, Tsar Alexander 11, Strictly Come Dancing, Billy the Kid, Henry Moore, Hieronymous Bosch, instability of the Ecuadoran currency, kidney failure, Goofy, the entire population of Tristan da Cunha, the shipping forecast, The Washington Post, Stephan Biko, Rasputin, Players No.6, the Gurkhas, King Edward 111, Eduard Manet, 'Je t'aime', Brutus, Sammy Davis, Jnr., the Japanese earthquake, the Adelaide Philosophical Society, black pudding, John Wesley, punk rock, Flannan Isle, the abbess St. Hilda of Whitby, the weather in South Georgia, Andre Gide, President Richard M. Nixon, mosquitos, garlic, Eric Bloodaxe, the species of grass grown at Highbury, the altitude of La Paz, the Bible Belt, the government at Godthab, cerebral palsy, Venus Williams' buttocks, Gregorian chant, 'The Origin of Species', curlews, Emil Zola, and, lastly but not least ... Osca! Trust me, it'll come. P.S. Oh ****, I missed out the Zulu War -thanks Dorset.
We should ban all women with large breasts from the stadium as Bruce finds it a distraction. At the Chelsea game i saw a girl with bigger tits than Bruce's head. See what I mean?
