Nothing will happen. Just thought I would write this as a wind-up of the many times we have heard this over the last 2 weeks... COYR!
It was me with the most recent 5pm statement, I was ill advised by the men in white... sorry orange coats outside the stadium! That's the last time I attempt to speculate about any transfers!
Well today is Friday so expect at least 18 player sightings leaving St Marys by someone's mate who was walking his dog.
I just see victor meldrew on tv! Expect him to sign a 5 year deal worth 20p a week I DONT BELIEVE IT!
I'm in P*mpey at the moment and I just saw Ronald McDonald skipping round Fratton Park putting 'M' signs up
Just seen Jason Puncheon taking **** outside Crusader's Sea View pitch. Some drivel about signing or something.