Asthma and the PL

Very interesting read this like.



Bound to go well this

 

Didn’t know you could catch Asthma from bumming.

 

Probably why they can run so hard, must be a lot of TUE taking

 

Is there asthma medication that enhances fitness or something? I've been taking the wrong drugs ffs.

 

of course there is. Loads of olympians, a lot of the tour de france boys are all on TUEs cause they have "asthma"

 

Virus last year asthma this year, the whole planet has it in for us.

 

The Steds FC rumour is scurrilous, I mean they only employed a German swimmer who won a gold medal at the age of 42 or something.......he’s their special drinks man

 

Shortage of breath, wheezing, blowing out of their arse.

Sounds like me a couple of times a week, hoying bananas.

 

Astro frantically searching every piece of the internet to see if Man United have ever had a player who had asthma that had less assists than their asthma boy.

 

Mmm it’s so they can legitimately cheat by using drugs that helps their breathing by inflating their lungs - which as they aren’t asthmatic means that they get extra oxygen in to their blood stream !!

Liverpool = Salbutamol FC

 

Klopp will grin at press conference and deliver a **** joke, all will be forgiven.

 

That’s the obvious suggestion it seems.

 

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that’s probably why Klopp is grinning all the time he is probably wired up on some kind of ****








allegedly




the gurning ****

 

Batshit?

 

Thanks mate.
Tobes post was far too subtle for me.

 

You could have always read the actual link mate.

 

Gone are the good ole days of the crazy gang on alcohol and cigarettes, then sticking the odd boot in on the pitch. These days it's a bunch of cheating pussy players that are mostly asthmatics and caffeine overdosed

*Liverpool covid champions. Where people died and they cheated....ouch, some will defo not like this.

 

I'm beginning to think what is worse

Or steroids, and being a total ***got. Like a lot of players seems to be these days..

Before you pull me up on the term ***got....I could pull up at least a 100 pics.