Is it true that Ben Fry is Suzannah's secret lovechild and you had to take him in and nurture him at a young age, hence his sickening sycophancy towards you?
Thank you Ken for giving all your adoring fans the chance to get some real answers from the man who knows it all. Apologies for all the nasty comments made on these posts questioning your committment to the club. My serious questions to you are. 1. Do you think the Leeds fans realise and appreciate what you did for the club in those dark days of relegation from the Championship? 2. What are you ambitions for the club in the current season? 3. When do you think Leeds will return to the Premier League? 4. Is the club in a strong financial position? 5. Do you regret using the term "morons" ? 6. Are you here for the long term? 7. Would you consider selling the club to someone with deep pockets and not demand too big a price? 8. What would make you leave the club? 9. Do you think I am being serious
Ben is in constant fear of losing his job, so of course he agrees with everything I say. Bit like young Larry (and his Mrs). This is all as it should be. I am paying their wages after all.
Thankyou Dave. You seem like a very polite young man. I think most of them did, and I think most of them have forgotten. Because they're all bloody morons. The playoffs would be good for the gate receipts. Obviously I'll have to tell young Larry to throw the semi final again. 2013/14 season. Moron. Yes, but not strong enough to survive in the Premiership yet. Why should I spend my money on giving morons like you top flight football when you'll have funded it yourselves within a couple of years, leaving me a nice profit and a bunch of happy adoring morons. Anyway, see my explanation of the East Stand redevelopment from the other thread. We'll be fine once that's finished. See above. Yes, luckily for you. No. Why would I abandon my loyal band of morons? You're the best foundation for a business I can imagine and I'm not handing you over to some foreigner without a fight. Either fatal heart disease or enough lovely cash to compensate for the loss of my ticket buying morons. £100 million ought to do it. Yes, and thanks for removing your trousers before I answered your questions. I've noticed I normally need to do that for you. Right. Off to finish off young Larry's Mrs. She's very demanding for a bloke of my age. NURSE! VIAGRA NOW!
Don't talk soft. Who else is seriously going to want him? He's got 3 years left on his contract so I might as well keep him around as pay the bugger off. And between you and me, I think young Larry's got a bit of a thing for him.
Just visited Matthew Harding's grave this evening. Lovely fella and shame he left this world so early. Do you want me to lay a wreath for you Ken next time I visit?
Lovely and sunny. It's a bit cool for the time of year, but I only need to wear my Chelsea T-shirt when nurse takes me out on the seafront in my wheelchair.
