Oh god don't you start now. We get enough of this bullshit spiel off the Spurs fans. "Eez 'avin a larf, and yoooz are all fawlin fo'wit. *snort*" Astro is actually worse than HIAG, because HIAG is a little less mental on his own board, he hams it up on the PL board for kicks. Astro is exactly the same on all boards. I cannot even relate to what Astro sees on the pitch when he watches a football match. He is either some sort of Alien or Autistic genius because little of what he says makes any sense or is relevant. He is watching a different sport to the rest of us, called "Astroball". The rules are thus: 1) Liverpool are always right and can do no wrong 2) Every time an opposition player touches a Liverpool player, its a yellow card 3) If the opposition player gets a yellow card, it should have been a red card 4) Liverpool players can assault opposition players with impunity 5) The winner of the match is the team with the least Yellow cards 6) Unless the team with the most yellow cards is Liverpool 7) Liverpool always win, even if they lose Liverpool are 26 times back-to-back Astroball champions.
