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Ashley Cole

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by AsprillasFurCoat, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. John Smith

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    A gamekeeper, olympic shooter or a very poor sniper?
     
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  5. Psychosomatic

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    Wise words, John Smith, wise words.

    The thought suddenly occurs, however, that maybe an &#8220;air rifle&#8221; is like an &#8220;air guitar&#8221;? If this is the case - and it seems highly likely to me - then it seems fair to say that an awful lot of people have been a bit hard on the lad Cole.

    They&#8217;ll be kicking themselves, for sure.
     
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  6. John Smith

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    And he just made the peeow noise pointing is gun at the boy?

    Wouldn't be the first time he's pointed something at a boy, that's for sure...
     
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  7. Psychosomatic

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    Exactly. Lot of fuss about nothing, really. We’ve done some good here tonight, you know, sorting this out? Things could have got out of hand.

    I’d love to make some lewd and mocking comments about the other thing – “it wouldn't be the first time he's pointed something at a boy” – but feel unable to do so.

    Regrettably, I find myself with the most unintentionally camp profile picture on Not606 and feel that any attempt at gay jokes will only rebound and hurt me.

    Nightmare.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Well he had so many to choose from in the Arsenal dressing room didn't he!
    Could have done with a man yesterday <laugh>


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  9. John Smith

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    Chelsea corrupted him you ****.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I saw the headline "Cole empties his load onto young man" and thought "nothing new there then".
     
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  11. MackemsRule

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    Did you try to get an internet petition going when Andy Carol battered his girlfriend?
    Or when he glassed a guy in a club?

    Did you rant like this when Shearer did this?
    Anywhere else this happened in the UK the person responsible would have been locked up for assault!





    Cashley has decided he doesn't like Skunk lasses, move on FFS!
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Thats probably my favourite (clean) video on the net <laugh>
     
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  13. Welcome to the North

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    Cashley has been an idiot, not much surprise there then.
    Did he say he once felt Suicidal because Arsenal offered him 'only' 60K a week?
    And he cheated on the fittest Women on Earth.

    He's a Mong, I have no time for him.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    You need to get out more if you think that Geordie Skelf is fit.
     
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  15. RinoGattuso

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    She's no bad looking but no where near the place where folk put her on Sexiest lists.
    She used to be rotten


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  16. Welcome to the North

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    :emoticon-0149-no:
    Hand me your Penis.
    You don't deserve it anymore.
     
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  17. Welcome to the North

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    Aye, Used to be.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    So you don't have one then?
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    Shearer threatened never to play for England again if they charged him. No charges were brought. Says it all really.
     
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  20. Hash.

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    shearer is a ***gott pity keane didnt connect
     
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