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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jamiegarner, May 1, 2014.

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  1. jamiegarner

    jamiegarner New Member

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    When Hull wins the the FA Cup, I would like to buy a trip down to London, for a lucky fan for a dinner with an Arsenal fan. I am looking for the most hardcore fan availble.
     
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    jamiegarner, May 1, 2014
  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, May 1, 2014
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    That right aye?
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    **** yersel.
     
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    Patience, May 1, 2014
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    As a Chelsea fan, you might be better off sitting in a darkened room and having a good cry.
     
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    Archers Road, May 1, 2014
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    When somebody buys me dinner I expect a right good shag as well. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, May 1, 2014

  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    before

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    after

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    Mick O'Toon, May 1, 2014
  8. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    As a fan of Hull City AFC, I can assure you that you are a ****pig.
     
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    Erik, May 1, 2014
  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Gas is a hardcore fan . He quite likes page three anaw .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 1, 2014
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gas invented hardcore. Him and his missus produce, direct, script, and star in most of those kind of movies in this country.
     
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    Gambol, May 1, 2014
  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hardcore gas (and his missus) fan ^^^^^
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 1, 2014
  12. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Do you have a misses?

    Have you ever considered sharing her?

    :)
     
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    gas, May 1, 2014
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Again with the misses/missus thing with you. A psychiatrist would have a field day with that deliberate mix up of words.
     
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    Gambol, May 1, 2014
  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Naw, tried that once. Asked him if he wanted to bring his wife over to ours for a few drinks, bit of coke, relax, few laughs......

    oh and a foursome. :)
     
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    gas, May 1, 2014
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ya ****in weirdo <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, May 1, 2014
  16. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Your type of shag
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Alf Hooker, May 2, 2014
  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not anymore . Wan doing to many I'm afraid :cry:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 2, 2014
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That looks a bit shallow to be a fleshlight. It would probably be ok for bealey's wee tiddly knob, though.
     
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    Gambol, May 2, 2014
  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Will Max's cellmate wear a Chelsea top when he does him up the poop chute?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 2, 2014
  20. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    You signature is a load of nonsense.

    I mean, I doubt many kids have a 6 and a half incher.
     
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