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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by tiger-emyrs-wolf, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    following wiz's classic jokes i thought why not do an anti-jokes thread
    a man walks in to a bar ..orders 2 pints then goes home to his wife and kids
     
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    tiger-emyrs-wolf, Mar 16, 2012
  2. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    It was funnier first time!
     
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    banksyisourhero, Mar 16, 2012
  3. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    did he drink his 2 pints or just order them?
     
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    MassiveAttack, Mar 16, 2012
  4. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    What did he order the 2 pints to do..?
     
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    wizered, Mar 16, 2012
  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Where they alcoholic or non alcoholic?
     
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    RedorDead, Mar 16, 2012
  6. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Did the first one go flat while he was drinking said second one?
     
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    banksyisourhero, Mar 16, 2012

  7. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Was the other one for his bit on the side?
     
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    RedorDead, Mar 16, 2012
  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    i don't get it
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Mar 16, 2012
  9. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Neither did the 2 pints...
     
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    wizered, Mar 16, 2012
  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    theres a long bit of grass outside
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Mar 16, 2012

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