So can I - my wife just disnae like it As a result, I just walk about with a permanent rager. I think any woman on the receiving end of a bib-molesting should consider themselves blessed. By fessing up to wishing to ragdoll anything with the tits in remotely the right place, I'm making the world a happier place. PS - barely legals are generally clumsy with the balls - gie me a middle-aged boaby starved squealer any day.
a middle-aged boaby starved squealer, brilliant To be fair I do agree but there's just something about doing a barely legal. Although I pumped an 18 year old a wee while ago and basically had to talk her through what to do and how to do it so it's not all good
I asked her if she'd take it up the arse and she said naw cos it was already sore enough up the vag I took it as a compliment
Young birds bang like barn doors (to quote Zico). They've been brought up on a diet of internet porn and EXPECT you to ask about the dunger.
C'mon now Tina, at least he asked if he could stick it up her arse. That's what most girls call a gentleman these days
Not like us more experienced ladies. Brought up on kick the can, chap the door runaway, kirbie and rounders.
i get that problem with kirsten (the burd) so when we were in edinburgh for vday we went to ann summers n got 2 tubes of lube (one chocolate flavour one normal - chocolate one was mingin btw) and we went for the arse again, still hurt too much apparently. only time shes ever let me do it properly she was steamin
I probably shouldn't admit this but... I've only attempted to go up the missus' arse twice - both times I didn't get it any further than the helmet and both times gave her piles There have been other arses, right enough.
Yup, I would. And I'd make her wimpy husband watch as I tore her a new ars*hool. He let Ricky "I'm not fat now but was a right lardy back then" Gervais hand his dignity to him in a celebrity boxing match. I'd make the toe rag clean up the mess I made of his missus' clart.
