Another Harry Kane Thread

Just because I thought we needed one.

It probably makes sense to make this The Official Harry Kane Thread.

 

With all due respect, Stan. **** off!....

 

I'm glad we finally have an official thread. All those fake ass ones were getting tedious.

 

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

 

Harry Kane apparently.

 

Those other Harold Kane threads were ****. At last there is a genuine one.

Anyway Jamie Vardy is better, we should be talking about him

 

Personally, I think Harold Lloyd was better. He could hang off a clock really high up on some skyscraper.

Other Harolds who were better? There used to be one on Neighbours I think.

 

Harolds who were better than Harold Kane...

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I'm so close to posting a picture of a certain serial killing doctor we all know

 

I think we all thought of that one . . .

 

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Oddjob (AKA Harold Sakata)

 

There's no way that Harry Kane could take a statue's head off with his bowler hat . . .

 

No chance I agree. I think the most he could manage is a row of Spuds in the stands.

 

I rest my case!...

 

The things this boy can do with a purple pen, Kane can only dream of...

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I'm loving the fact that Vardy is the man of the moment, because it means that the vultures and the "let's try to buy our way to glory" merchants at United and Chelsea will be spending all their time tapping up that player, during the off-season.

 

Vardy is nearly 29 though so they probably won't be after him. Kane will be their target as he's still young and they will want to offer him the chance to spend his best years at a big club.

 

Nice try, Chuckles! However, we all know that United and Chelsea want goals, now! They'd take Vardy for a couple of years, for £40 million.

Kane will slip neatly under the radar.