I was talking to my old mucker, Colin but I won't give you his full name, as I used to play a little bit of footy with him. I called him up asking him about that Bates guy, and he really would like to see the back of him. He says we were sold back in mid-July to some secretive Middle Eastern clan, headed by the Clydesdale Bank, but they chose to keep it quiet until after the transfer window had closed and the two massive home games v Wolves and Blackburn had finished and there was no possibility of getting more season ticket holders in. He tried to explain the great plan behind it all, and keeping Bates on as a figurehead who has control of spending, but I couldn't quite get it. Must be the turnip knobhead prick in me. Anyway, the announcement will be this week. I've got some twitter mates to spread the word. Don't worry, it's all in the master plan
But it just comes so naturally Dublin At least I told you all it was a yarn rather than pretend I had some real news
I hope you have considered how silly you will look if none of this happens this week. Theres a word for people who post stuff to try to mislead others on here, simple souls like me believe this sort of stuff, unless we think very very very hard about it.