Over the course of the last two weeks I have encountered quite possibly two of the most irritating ****ers ever, with annoying speech impediments.. Not in the sense of Woy Hodgson more of a nervous one.. This one woman client said the word 'so' at the end of every sentence eg.. We have a wardrobe like this dont we roy .... so errrrrr so.... contstantly she said the word so.. But the biscuit was taken by a geordie bloke who's eyebrows could have been removed and used as a broom, who was the dullest person ever and went on and on and then when you spoke back he just kept nodding whilst repeatedly saying yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh..... This week I need someone with tourettes to punch themselves in the face while they talk to complete the circle... Anyone else encountered annoying twats such as these and did you mange not to punch them in the face when faced with it..
yyyyy yyyyyyyy........... yyyyyooooo..... yyyyyooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu insensitive fff ffffffff............ ffffffffffffff.............................
Listening to regional dialect it seems speech impediments are a huge problem in the whole of the UK. Here's just a few from a cross section of our society; Scots Welsh Geordies Scousers Oirish, (North and South) Mancs Yorkshire Midlands (East and West) London and South East East Anglia In fact just about everywhere except Bristol where we speak proper English GIRFUY ya ****s
I'm from London but have to say one of the worst regional accents has to be Cockney. Ray Winstone stands out but there is even worse with the youth of the Town mixing cockney with US slang, Jamaican slang, Pakistani slang. Just this onslaught of gutteral nonsense punctuated with "Ye get me doh? Ye know what I mean? Innit? Oh my days! For realz?" Nothing that washing their mouths out with carbolic soap wouldn't cure. Filthy urchins. Only accents worse are; Scouse Geordie Brum
I have once encountered someone who said like at the end of every sentence.. I wanted to kill him like.. As to accents they're all **** if they are really broad strong ones..
The worst accent of the lot is Amir Khan's, it's just ****ing awful, Pakistani mixed with North West England.
Must admit I enjoy listening to all accents in the UK. Probably just because im such a nice chap, like.
On Countdown both contestants were saying "can I get a consonant/vowel". Was so irritating, you'd think on a game show based on words the host would order the contestants to speak properly. Rachel should have refused to pick out the letters. Even better, she should have stripped naked in protest.
Blame today's society. It's a "can I get" culture instead of a "may I have" culture. Auld man Gambol has spake.
I hate people (well, it's usually only wimmin that do it) who have to interject "an she said", "an I said", "so, she said" when telling you about what happened when they had a conversation with someone. It's no a ****in script. Stage directions are not required. Just gie me the ****in gist of it. .
Naw. It's whit God says when whit he said is the final word on the matter. In other words, "end of". I have spaken again.
